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Valentine’s Day is mostly useless; all it does it promote and increase business of chocolate companies (slave trade chocolate FTL), card companies, and any other corporation that sells Valentine’s Day-related goods. That being said, I suppose it’s a good economic boost but overall it’s useless for the average person.

Of course, I could be like tj_han and spend $65.50 and five possibilities for further wallet draining or public humiliation for a girl, but I’m not stupid. Like a smart man, this blogger here will save his money for anime goods and save himself possible torture or humiliation via “Princess Tickets.”

…

I need a girlfriend.

>_>

Now accepting resumes for girlfriends, preferably if you’re something like Tina from the Mistakes of Youth comic. Please, don’t hesitate to apply.

This post is tagged Chocolate, Girlfriends, Love, Princess Tickets, Romance, Slave Trade Chocolate, Valentine's Day

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