Minimum Tempo

Read these two posts and decided to imagine a harem of my own.

53RG10 followed Jason Miao’s proposed restrictions in addition to thinking of his own:

1. No more that six girls.
2. You MUST include a Maid {Not part of the six, so it’s actually 7 characters!}
3. Maid must have appeared as a maid for at least 80% of the anime.
4. No two characters from the same series.
5. Exclude characters introduced less than 6 months ago…to avoid recent effects.

I shall not be following rule 5 because hey, the amount of anime I’ve watched thus far is very limited and a good chunk of them have been from the past six months.

1. Kawazoe Tamaki - Bamboo Blade

How could I resist putting this absolutely adorable kendo prodigy in here?! When I thought there couldn’t be a cuter character than Noe, I was wrong. Tamaki definitely takes that spot with her sweet, innocent charm and her determination. By the way, people that draw Tamaki hentai: you faggots are sick. Don’t ruin this wonderful, growing lady with your disgusting images. Anyway, she’ll hopefully be friends with…

2. Haruhara Haruko - Furi Kuri

With Tamaki rather quiet, I need someone loud and fun and weird… and that girl is Haruhara Haruko. Although she may be an alien and much older than I might think, she has expressed interest in underage males, so I think it could be a good match. Haruko would liven everything up although she could prove to be batshit insane. I don’t know how well she’d get along with…

3. Ryugu Rena - Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

Rena never killed anyone out of jealousy in Higurashi, but you never know. In addition to Tamaki with her shinai and Haruko with her Rickenbacker bass guitar, Rena could defend me with her cleaver. She’s proved herself a valuable fighter in one of the last episodes of Higurashi (first season) after all. It doesn’t hurt that Rena’s adorable and will want to take Tamaki home with her.

4. Hiiragi Kagami - Lucky Star

Tsunderekko needed, tsunderekko get. Kagamin, despite her inability to cook (I’ll have a maid for that, won’t I?!), will fulfill all my tsundere dreams of acting tsuntsun and then deredere when I do something nice for her. Plus, she’d be a good friend to simply relax with, even if I start saying stupid things and she scolds me for it.

5. Moe C.C. - Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2

Moe C.C. is moe (look for pics of moe C.C. at those links). Need I say more?

6. Sakagami Tomoyo - Clannad

I need a woman with a goal, and a good goal at that. Not Haruko and her desire to gain Atomsk’s power, but something good like saving the cherry blossom trees. Tomoyo’s the right girl for that. She can even be moemoe, which is a major bonus. Like the first three, she can defend me with her amazing legs. She can cook too, which is a plus. Rena and Tomoyo can work together to create a feast for me :)

MAID

Maria - Hayate the Combat Butler

A seventeen-year-old maid that has common sense and graduated from high school at the age of thirteen? I don’t even have to worry about anything if she’s around… Maria’s just another one of those near-perfect girls like Alicia-san (ARIA) and Yakumo (School Rumble).

Extras

7. Yuuki Kei - Moyashimon

I like to stir up a little controversy and drama, so here’s Yuuki Kei, the first trap I ever fell for. The gothic lolita get up makes me go crazy, and the above picture with the chains don’t hurt. He’d be an interesting guy to have in my life, just to make the other girls a bit uneasy…

8. Mako-cakes - Minami-ke

Mako-cakes is adorable. There is nothing more to say.

I’m not gay.

I don’t know. They’re not fucking real =(

This post is tagged c.c., harem, haruhara haruko, hiiragi kagami, kawazoe tamaki, makoto (minami-ke), maria (hayate no gotoku), ryugu rena, sakagami tomoyo, yuuki kei

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